Me: "Okay, everyone should have a pen or a pencil, your homework, and your novel out. Sit down, please!"
Students: (shuffle)
Guy: "Can I go to the bathroom?"
Me: "No."
Guy: "I hit my hand on the desk."
Me: "Aw, I'm sorry. I'm sure it will be okay in a minute."
Jamie: "Ms. Sefcik, what if he's really hurt?"
Me: "Guy, are you bleeding?"
Guy: "No."
Me: "Are you broken somewhere inside?"
Guy: "No."
Maris: "I'm a unicorn."
The Rest of the World: "????"
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