On a Few Gems....

Here are a few little funnies:


Me: "Look at your handout on Copley's Portrait of Mr. and Mrs. Mifflin."

Gray: "I didn't get one of those."

Me: "It's on the back of Watson and the Shark."

Gray: "Oh, really? How'd you get it on the back?"

Me: "Double-sided printing."

Gray: "You can do that?"

Me: "Oh yeah."

Gray: "Is it hard?"

Me: "I mean, it's complicated, but....I'm a master. Wait til you see what I can do with a hole puncher."



Me: "What do you know about Thomas Jefferson?"

Audrey: "He created the light bulb."



Me: "Guess what? Watson and the Shark is based on a real event! Let's say one of you..."

Justin: "Ooooooh me!"

Me: "Okay, Justin is attacked by a shark--"

Justin: "Whrraaggooalllaaaaaahhhhhk!"

Me: "Oh. Sound effects. Even better."