Molly: (comes into my room before school this morning) "Look at this jacket that I'm wearing under my BGA jacket." (tries to pull sweatshirt up unsuccessfully) "...ughr......auugrrrrgh......." (finally gets sweatshirt over one shoulder to reveal symbol underneath) "..okay.....SUPERMAN!"
Laine: (before school, randomly talking to me as I frantically try to finish typing a handout) "I can see you being a fortune teller."
Diane: "No, a psychic."
Laine: "With a turban on your head, and one of those fortune balls."
John: (on his way into English class) "I read the modern translation of Julius Caesar last night. It's a lot better than the actual book."
Me: (during a discussion on 'friendship') "What is a true friend?"
Mia: "Someone who listens to you."
Katie: "Helps you when you need it."
Me: "Joe, what did you put?"
Joe: "Someone who will mess around with you."
Class: "hahahahahahaha."
Joe: (mortified) "No, that's not what I meant!"
Jack: "I put 'jack' around with you. Heh heh."
Class: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. ha."
Me: "Oh boy."
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