Me: "Okay, we're going to work on parts 1 & 2 of your assignment sheet. I want you to look at your image silently for two minutes, then you're going to flip your image over and answer the questions on parts 1 & 2 from memory."
(two minutes later)
Me: "Now flip your images over and fill out the questions for parts 1 & 2 as completely as you can. You don't have to use complete sentences, but be as imaginative as possible. I'm asking you to NOT talk about football or what you did over fall break. Just be creative! Use your imaginations! Okay, five minutes, GO!"
(1 minute passes)
Katie: "Are we supposed to do part 2?"
Me: "Yes."
Jack: "Wait, we're supposed to do part 2?"
Andy: "Yeah, man, she already said that."
Jack: "I thought we were supposed to do part 1 and then wait for instructions."
Claire: "Stop talking."
John: "I don't understand this question."
Me: "Just answer to the best of your ability."
Erin: "I'm so confused--are we doing part 1 or part 2?"
Grace: "Part 2."
Jack: "Wait, so we're not supposed to do part 1?"
Me: "Jack, do you really think I would give you an assignment that has a part 1 and a part 2 and ask you to do part 2 and not part 1?"
Jack: "Wait.....what?"
Me: "OMG! Guys! You do parts 1 & 2. What do you not understand?! Am I talking to a bunch of chia pets?"
Jack and Zach (simultaneously turn toward me): "Ch-ch-ch-CHIA!"
Brandon: "Ms. Sefcik, did you have your triple shot latte this morning?"
Me: "In a word, no."
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