On Things in Study Hall....

Di: "Are you feeding the animals on your Farmville account?"

Me: "I do NOT have Farmville."

Lex: "Haha, yeah. I’ll bet you don’t."

Me: "Seriously. I DO NOT have Farmville."

Di: "Okay does this go a little bit deeper –do people in your family choose Farmville over spending time with you?"

Me: "Wow. That was far better than anything I thought you were going to say."

Lex: "You’re letting Jamie and me work together."

Me: "That’s called giving you rope and letting you hang yourself with it."

Di: "That’s not very nice."

Lex: "I’m going to tie a bow."

Di: "What are you going to be for grit day?"

Me: "Something clever and funny."

Lex: "Uhhh."

Me: "What? You don’t think I can be clever and funny? My Halloween costume was awesome."

Lex: "You dressed up like a BGA student."

Me: "Yeah, and I fooled everyone!"

Di: "Yeah, she blended in because she’s so short."

Me: "I actually have work to do, so…."

Lex: "Well, if you’re implying that I should leave, that’s not gonna happen."

Di: "Come on, she needs to feed her sheep on Farmville."

(this is my biggest button to push since I do not and never will have a Farmville account)

Me: "I DO NOT HAVE FARMVILLE!"

Di: "Hahahahaha. She totally does."

(Overheard from the other side of the room)

J: “You have the strength of a teaspoon.”

B: “In a soup.”

J: “Of a little teaspoon.”

B: “In a heavy soup.”

J: “a plastic teaspoon.”

B: “In a hot, heavy soup.”

J: “Burn!”

B: “You need some aloe with that vera!”