Greg: "Do we have to write these notes down?"
Maggie: "God, Greg, of course you have to write it down! She wouldn't put it on the board if you didn't have to write it down."
Me: (with surprise) "Why, thank you, Maggie."
Kyle: (holding up worksheet) "Is this a quiz? Are we having a quiz on this?"
Maddie: (turns around in exasperation) "NO. She already said that at the beginning of class. Now, will you be quiet and listen?"
Me: "Wow. Thank you, Maddie. I think I'm gonna call you two the Snarky Response Unit (SRU). HAHA. Get it? the Snarky "response" unit."
Katy: "I don't get it."
Greg: "That joke was as bad as the Harry Potter joke."
Maddie: "Because we're 'responding' to questions, George. It was kinda funny, Ms. Sefcik."
Maggie: "Haha, yeah."
Greg: "No one cares, guys."
Charlie: "Hey, SRU. Go jump in a lake."
Kyle: "Oooh, burn."
Harrison: (quietly sitting on opposite side of the room) "I have such a good comeback right now."
Kyle: "They're gonna need some aloe for that burn."
Me: "OH MY GOD. What IS it with the ALOE?"
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