"42."
"What? No--they hibernate in the wintertime."
"They do not hibernate in the wintertime."
"Well, you don't see them out anywhere."
"Where do you see them out in the summer time?"
"So they would eat less."
"Why would they eat less when it's colder--they need to stay warm."
"No, it would be none, because they don't actually eat wood."
"Okay, fine. How much wood would a termite eat if a termite was eating wood."
"How could you possibly measure what a termite eats?"
"I don't know...lay out a couple of boards and see how much is left?"
"Huh. Yeah, that makes sense."
"I bet a termite could destroy a beaver in a fight."
"No way, man, beavers are scrappy."
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