Thursday, November 1, 2012

On More Non-Sequiturs....

Me: "Will you be playing softball this year?"

Kate: "Yeah. I don't want to be in the outfield this year though."

Me: "Well, why don't you just tell Coach that?"

Megan: "Hahaha, Anything with smoke coming out of the back of it is funny!"

Me and Kate: "?????"



In class, during a grammar presentation:

Jim: (reading his example sentence "I like to play basketball on the court," the girl said.) "I like to play on the basketball and the girl--argh!"

(class laughs)

Jim: "I mean, I like to play on the girl--ARGH!"

(class laughs harder)

Jim: "I like basketball! I don't like girls!"

(class in hysterics)

Jim: "I'm not talking any more."

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